You know the REAL classy summer nights, the nights when you buy a $25 bottle of Sancerre to drink after dinner on the porch swing, when one thing leads to another, you make a joke, laugh, bite down and glass ends up in your mouth, like one big chunk and maybe two or three shards.
We’ve all been there, right?
No? Well, maybe my jokes are just THAT funny.
(Be safe; Watch the ZW clip Grandpa Standup while drinking out of plastic cups)
NOTE: All the shards were accounted for. Except for one.
