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BE NICE on Thanksgiving

“Be nice to people on your way up because you might see them on your way down.” — Jimmy Durante (1893-1980)

Great advice from an incredible entertainer.

You might see them on your way down = Funny motivation, but with someone like Durante, an artist so full of enthusiasm, I know that what he really meant was simply “BE NICE TO EVERYONE!” — Never assume that you’ll fall. Instead, just assume that you will always cross paths with Stacy from Accounting AGAIN, that nerd and/or jerk from High School, etc. Anyway, I just wanted to schedule a quick post to give thanks for all my ZW readers. I really appreciate that so many people are reading, replying and hustling.

Let me know how I could be nicer.

I’ll do it. Highfives? Done. What else?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Do Not Block Fire Exits

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Mitch Hedberg

Are your Means of Egress clear? ZW thought THIS was an Egress prior to opening DSI.

In the game of theater ownership, I call that mistake a Fowl ball.

BOOM! COUNT IT! (#punmaster)

Laughter Is An Instant Vacation

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” — Milton Berle

Everyone should REALLY try to vacation more often.

Loud Smiles Everybody.