Archive for April, 2010

My Prius picked ME

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I’ve been leading the No Car Revolution for almost 10 years.

December 1999, I graduated Carolina. Summer 2000, I packed up my apartment, sold my 1997 Saturn SL1 and moved to Chicago — where I lived for 4 years depending on the Brownline, Redline and the Clark bus. I moved back to Carrboro, NC in 2004 to open the DSI Comedy Theater and, for the past 6 years, I’ve used FREE public transit to navigate Chapel Hill and Carrboro. I walk a lot, I rent cars when I need them, and I have a lot of AWESOME friends (who ALL know I don’t didn’t own a car).

But although it’s been great to have Enterprise Rent-a-Car on speed dial, and it’s been incredibly convenient that the employees (even the new guys) know what car I prefer, the handful of places I normally get picked up and my personal relationship history, Long story — it was time to move on.

I was going to buy or lease a car before the summer.

I knew what I wanted but tried to check other options. I own a business in the most sustainable green-conscious town in North Carolina so no SUV for me. A hybrid was a clear choice, but which one? I went to Crown Honda with my friend Paula and tested both a used 2008 Civic and a 2010 Insight. Neither of these cars impressed me. They are hybrid engines, but gas first. I went to Mark Jacobson Toyota by myself and, after walking the lot for 45 minutes, tested just one car. A 2010 Black Prius V. It averaged 50 mpg, had wicked LED headlights, AND the best part, it sounded like a Ninja Spaceship when I drove it.

I still don’t understand what it’s like to have a car outside that you can use anytime you need to. I was without a car (2000-2010) for LONGER than I owned a car (1993-2000). Crazy. But NOT AS CRAZY as the car I got. It has a smart key that just unlocks the door when I walk up to it and a secret camera for when you’re in Reverse. Maybe not super impressive, BUT … It has an optional parallel parking feature, It can establish a bluetooth connection with my iPhone, and something called Lane Keep Assist (LKA) which uses a camera to track the lane and keep you within the lines AND Dynamic Radar Cruise Control (DRCC) which automatically decreases and increases speed when cars merge / cut you off. Wtf?

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!

And I AM CONVINCED (with these features and more) that I did not pick my car…

I BELIEVE that My Prius profiled and picked ME.

Prove me wrong.

Best Chicken Sandwich EVER

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KFC reinvents the chicken sandwich with THE Meatiest Chicken Sandwich Ever.

Chicken lovers get two 100 percent all white meat chicken filets topped with cheese, bacon and the Colonel’s Sauce. Sounds great right? Not caveman diet appropriate, BOO! But whatever, chicken sounds better than buns. And they have a grilled option, YAY! Only problem, I cannot enjoy one because my local neighborhood KFC closed a couple weeks ago (thanks to PETA). Maybe Colonel Sanders should have launched the Double Down earlier. Or maybe not.  Maybe I’m okay without the Best Sandwich EVER.

Dear Chick-fil-A,

I’m sorry. Let’s hang out again soon.

Always, Zach

Game of the Banana Peel

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After another class at DSI Comedy Theater focused on game of the scene, I’m inspired to write about the most classic comedy prop, the banana peel. My students learn about comedy and “game” in terms of stimulus & response. So, the banana peel. We know what it represents. We imagine comedic potential. We daydream possible outcomes. Even though we ALREADY know what happens. We look forward to the inevitable. But WHY? And who do we thank? The person who left our banana peel on the street or the poor sap who takes the spill? The stimulus or the response? You tell me. And now that we’ve started to diagnose game, WHEN someone falls on a banana peel how are they likely to interact with the rest of the world?

Repeatedly exploring that character quality while contrasting the ways it manifests = COMEDY!

Sidebar: Has ANYONE ever really truly fallen on a banana peel? (Our answer should be a resounding “No” — Myth Busters). But then, what does that mean about people who do? They project ignorance about the presence of a banana peel to exploit the peel, to achieve the comedic payoff of slipping on one.

Now you, slow down the thought process of a comic right up to her slip and FALL for comedy.

Sidebar: Some students have a hard time with the simple gag of FALLING on the banana peel because it’s what “the audience” expects to happen, and it may not feel like an Artistic choice. But in comedy what might be unexpected does not matter if what the audience wants trumps those unexpected choices.

What are your improv questions? I want to answer them.